Things that haven’t even made it to my “to do” list
Lorena
There are many things on my daily “to do” list. Some of them, like “get through the day without killing someone” usually get accomplished. Things like “clean out the cat…
personal
Ask me, ask me, ask me! Ask me; I won’t say “no” – how could I?
Anyone? Anyone get the song reference? :crickets: OK… moving on. You know what? (“turkeys don’t trot. you know why? they never did try!” THANK YOU PAPA. You’ve been dead for…
Wait, where did my February go?
I swear it was just here on my desk; maybe I put some papers on top of it. If I find it I will let you know! In February I…
When they are good, they are very very good; but when they are bad, my days suck a bag of dicks
I had such plans for yesterday. Part of those plans involved sitting on the couch watching TV on my one day off, while doing laundry in the background… but a…
Let me just try to describe yesterdays level of crapitude
A friend of mine once told me he thought my worst fear was probably getting a root canal by a clown on an airplane. That pretty much sums up my…
January both flew and crawled by
January was both the longest and the shortest month ever. It started off with Uncle Joe still in the hospital, but New Years Day went on like reasonably normal. When…
If found, return to any Haldeman
When I was young, like maybe 6 or 7, that’s what was written on the back of my nametag at science fiction conventions. “If found, return to any Haldeman”. Then…
Transcend this
(Originally posted on May 21, 2007) Transcend this Here’s a Bill story that I couldn’t tell at his memorial service. When I was in the 11th grade, I went to…
Whirlwind Birthday Vacation Trip, Day Five
I think it’s day five. Where the fuck are we? What day is this? OH! It’s my birthday! The whole day was a blur, and now with waiting, waiting, waiting…
Happy birthday to me; it’s a wonderful world
Chris, Sharon, and Jenn wish me a happy birthday. It’s five minutes long; bring kleenex. I love y’all so much!
Whirlwind Birthday Vacation Trip, Day One
The day began at 3 AM when the alarm went off. You can all imagine the flurry of packing, showering, cat-snuggling, and triple-checking that the stove was off, I’m sure…
Your daily Unca Joe update
Basically just quoting an email Aunt Gay sent out a little bit ago – As many of you already know, Joe had emergency abdominal surgery Saturday night, Sept. 19. It’s…