Ghost

I love a good ghost story, especially haunted houses. But do I believe in ghosts? Hmm. Well, I’d have to believe in an afterlife in order to believe in ghosts, and since nobody has ever sent me a postcard from the afterlife, well… Well. So, what then? What are hauntings? …

That time I had my first mammogram and it totally fucked up my Christmas vacation

First off, I’m fine. I have benign heterogeneously dense breasts, which are also asymmetrical, which basically means that instead of  mostly fat in my breasts I have dense tissue, which is hard to see through, and they’re not matchy-matchy with each other. Go figure, I am not a Supermodel with factory …