New phone, who dis?

Did I mention I accidentally bought a new phone the other week? I know. The picture has nothing to do with the post title. Have you ever tried to take a picture of your new phone, with your new phone? I was going into Gainesville to have lunch with Jenn …

….. I beg to differ.

I got THE BEST SPAM the other day, y’all – here’s a screenshot of it: If you can’t read that, it says “I don’t want to ruin your day, but I have a few pictures of your employees, [insert link that fuck no I didn’t click on, what the hell]. …