I got THE BEST SPAM the other day, y’all – here’s a screenshot of it:
If you can’t read that, it says “I don’t want to ruin your day, but I have a few pictures of your employees, [insert link that fuck no I didn’t click on, what the hell]. I don’t think they are doing a good job.”
OH I BEG TO DIFFER.
YOUR HONOR, I OFFER UP EXHIBIT A, FOR MY EMPLOYEES DOIN HECKIN GOOD JOBS.