Rants

Lorena on February 12th, 2011

Oh, ow, I think my head just exploded. So. I THOUGHT (hahahahah!) that I’d told you the whole story back in December; turns out there was a minor addendum last month that almost made me find a baby to punch in the face. We had about a week to get all the vegetation away from [...]

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Lorena on February 11th, 2011

The title really does say it all. Other people are a constant lesson in frustration. “I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.” — Charles M. Schulz At one of the bookstores where I used to work, I had a district manager who used to pop out such gems as “my perception of you is [...]

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Lorena on December 22nd, 2010

A few months ago, we got a notice that the company with which we have our homeowners insurance was randomly dropping about 50% of the homes it has in Florida. Something about hurricanes, which apparently destroy homes, and insurance companies don’t like to pay for? Hello, isn’t that why we have insurance? Fuckity fuckers. Here’s [...]

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Lorena on December 17th, 2010

Remember how a couple months ago I said that my host wanted me to move to a different hosting plan, and how I was dragging my feet because I was going to have to do all that mumbo-jumbo myself and move everything, and I didn’t want to because SQL is like some foreign language that [...]

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Lorena on October 26th, 2010

When I’m in my ceramics room, like I was on Saturday morning, and I’m cleaning ceramics, I take off my glasses. I’ve always done that when working on fine detail ceramic work. For one, I’m nearsighted. For another, sometimes when focusing close up with my glasses on, it takes me a few seconds and many [...]

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Lorena on September 7th, 2010

Yesterday was a lesson in frustration. By the end of the day I was ready to punch a baby in the face – but it was good, too, to know that not every day is going to be unicorns pooping rainbows around here (or cupcakes). Without the frustrating to compare the wonderful with, how would [...]

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So, I’ve been scouring Etsy over the last few weeks; looking for things similar to what I’ll be doing. I want to see what other people are charging for their work, what they’re charging for shipping, how they word their policies… I mean, I have a general idea of what I want for this, but [...]

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I’ve been struggling mentally with this for weeks, even more so in the last 24 hours since I finally got a contact name for someone who might actually listen to my concerns. Below is a letter that I just wrote, where I really hope I came out sounding like a rational adult and less like [...]

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Anyone? Anyone get the song reference? :crickets: OK… moving on. You know what? (“turkeys don’t trot. you know why? they never did try!” THANK YOU PAPA. You’ve been dead for 25 years and I still can’t get that annoying phrase out of my head.) ANYWAY. I just wrote about a two-page bitchery on my least [...]

Continue reading about Ask me, ask me, ask me! Ask me; I won’t say “no” – how could I?

I had such plans for yesterday. Part of those plans involved sitting on the couch watching TV on my one day off, while doing laundry in the background… but a good portion of that couch-sitting was also going to be while I had my laptop in front of me, catching up on a variety of [...]

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