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Crafting since birth; drinking since noon.

Lorena Haldeman

Crafting since birth; drinking since noon.

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How I work Navel Gazing

Do you ever just want to start over?

Lorena July 21, 2026

I’ve had to start over, start fresh, so many times. In … sixteen (?) years of school, I went to three different grade schools, three different middle schools (technically I…

Videos

March Patreon Ceramics

Lorena July 6, 2026

The March Patreon ceramics! This is Part One, and believe me, it was tough to edit this one down. Part One is the making of the pieces, and Part Two…

Ramblings

My Memory Table is too cluttered

Lorena June 22, 2026

When I was first learning about computers, I asked my dad what the difference between RAM and Memory/Storage was. He said that both were memory the same way both a…

Rants

The one about a picky eater with food allergies on weight loss medication who lives in a food desert

Lorena May 28, 2026

I have often asked the Invisible Sky Daddy why I can’t just photosynthesize. Like a plant. Picky picky princess I was always a picky eater growing up. Macaroni and cheese.…

Rants

Mrs. Frisby and the Secret of the Rats in my Studio

Lorena May 27, 2026

No, this is not about the beautifully animated movie, or the wonderful children’s book. This is about actual rats trying to invade my actual studio, and the war I’ve been…

How I work Navel Gazing

Do you ever just want to start over?

Videos

March Patreon Ceramics

How I work Navel Gazing

Do you ever just want to start over?

Videos

March Patreon Ceramics

Ramblings

My Memory Table is too cluttered

Rants

The one about a picky eater with food allergies on weight loss medication who lives in a food desert

Rants

Mrs. Frisby and the Secret of the Rats in my Studio

Rants

How do grown-ups do it? How do they get everything done?

Lorena August 20, 2025

I mean, I’m going to be 56 in about a month and a half, you’d think I’d have my shit together by now, right?! I certainly don’t need yet another…

Ramblings

So tired of brain fog and overwhelm

Lorena May 27, 2025

You know, for someone who was going to lessen and curate her news intake, I sure do spend a lot of time with news headlines being shoved into my eyeballs.…

Pets

I love my pets but boy howdy do they stress me out sometimes

Lorena April 29, 2025

First off, EVERYONE IS FINE. But. Get pets, they said! They’ll lower your blood pressure, they said! A few weeks ago at Tulip’s yearly checkup, they noticed she had a…

Consumerism Monday Musings

Show meeeeeee (where) the money (goes)!

Lorena April 14, 2025

You know, I’ve never actually even seen that Tom Cruise movie, where he shouts “SHOW MEEEEEE THE MONEY!”…! I know, I know. But it was impossible to not hear that…

My Random Life

Not the week off I had planned

Lorena March 21, 2025

Most of my local friends (and some of my far-flung friends and family) know my friend Lesley Lawson. Lesley and I met when we were both hired at the new…

Letters to Tim Souvenirs

1095 Days of Being a Widow

Lorena March 11, 2025

Whelp. Today is the End of Year Three/Start of Year Four of being a widow. I say that not in a “oh, feel sorry for me” way but in a…

Rants

If you stand for nothing, Burr, what will you fall for?

Lorena February 19, 2025

I’ve pretty much exhausted all the letters on Resistbot (you do know Resistbot, right?) so I wrote one. It’s here on the Resistbot website, but I’m also going to put…

My Random Life

Just a quick check-in

Lorena February 10, 2025

I have so much to say that it’s like a logjam – too many thoughts in my head all trying to get out at once. *** Usually I do all…

Navel Gazing

Can you separate the art from the artist? Should you? How? When? To what level?

Lorena January 14, 2025

Content warning for mentioning names of famous people who’s works I have enjoyed up until finding out that artist/creator is/was a Garbage Human. I will not be discussing the things…

My Random Life

All of my tattoos are my favorites, but…

Lorena January 11, 2025

… every new tattoo I just get is my FAVORITE favorite! Let me just tell you before we get to the pictures… as usual, I went to Sleepy Dave (Anthem…

My Random Life

It’s time for Church

Lorena January 10, 2025

And by that, I mean, it’s TATTOO FRIDAY, YO! I’ve been trying to get this tattoo since… January of last year? February? And it’s one I’ve been thinking about for…

My Random Life

Playing a poor hand, well

Lorena January 9, 2025

“Life is not always a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.” – Jack London I have thought long and hard since, what, just yesterday…

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  1. Trista on Do you ever just want to start over?July 22, 2026

    The last 7 years have been filled with do-overs. I feel you x

  2. Quinn on My Memory Table is too clutteredJune 22, 2026

    This sounds like an excellent plan. Congrats on closing and minimizing!

  3. Tonya Nelson Miller on The one about a picky eater with food allergies on weight loss medication who lives in a food desertMay 28, 2026

    Food allergies SUCK. TheChild is allergic to, among other things, capsaicin. So obviously no hot sauce or restaurant Mexican food.…

  4. Marie Stanley on Mrs. Frisby and the Secret of the Rats in my StudioMay 28, 2026

    I can't love and respect you enough in just one lifetime.

  5. Marie Stanley on The one about a picky eater with food allergies on weight loss medication who lives in a food desertMay 28, 2026

    I'm getting my groceries delivered from our East side walmart ; guess what ? I actually spend less money on…

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How I work Navel Gazing

Do you ever just want to start over?

Videos

March Patreon Ceramics

Ramblings

My Memory Table is too cluttered

Rants

The one about a picky eater with food allergies on weight loss medication who lives in a food desert

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Crafting since birth; drinking since noon.

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