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Dear Barbara; about your house

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Barbara, I have never more wanted to talk to you then this week, when getting ready to sell your house. Why is everything so dusty?...

When is a house a home?

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Working on Barbara's house - which, I know, is my house - has been making me think a lot lately about the soul of a...

House of HaldePets

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Me telling people things is sometimes a curious mix of "yeah, I saw that on Facebook" and "I'm not on Facebook" and "wait, you still...

Beginnings

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Recall a time in your life when you made a fresh start. How did your life change? Well, there was the time that I moved...
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My Random Life

Why doesn’t anyone ever just stop by and visit us?

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Oh.
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My Random Life

A typical Sunday Night

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I'd say that you might be laughing at how I spend my Sunday nights, but if you're my friend, your Sunday night probably has at...
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linkdump

Video Linkdump

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Grab a beer! This is a long  one (if you watch the videos). Let's get this party started with the South Florida Raging Grannies wearing...
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Happy Things

OH HELLS YES – Advice for the Zombie Apocalypse/Holiday Season

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My Random Life

Things I’ve forgotten to mention: Zombie Belly Dancing

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My friend Heather is in a belly-dancing group. We're not really close-close friends, but met each other online a few years ago and then have...
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linkdump

Linkdump of ick

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Yes, you may thank me for sharing. --- Man dies; then his mom dies; then they are both eaten by cats. --- OK, this one...
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Linkdump

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Here's one for DataAngel: How to make a Dalek Egg. --- My knowledge of Jugaloos and the Insane Clown Posse is pretty limited, but this...
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Linkdump

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Another linkdump full of stuff so old it's hard to believe I haven't shared them already. Like, seriously. Some of these I've had starred since...
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Linkdump

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These signs by TrustoCorp can cloud up my scenery any time! --- If my dad was still around, I would be getting him these awesome...
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music

I’m not a monster Tom, well, technically I am

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I forget with whom I was speaking about this song, but now it's been in my head for days. Hahahahaha - get it? Stuck in...
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Randomosity

Do zombies poop?

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Originally uploaded on March 31, 2004; instigator of probably the funniest comments to ever be left on my blog. Do zombies poop? Inquiring minds want...
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A Day in the Life

haldecraft

Maker of thrown, hand-built, and slipcast ceramics; dyer and spinner of yarn; writer of science fiction; watcher of people and nature.

Lorena Haldeman
Yo yo yo Gainesville! Whatcha doin' on Sunday, Apr Yo yo yo Gainesville! Whatcha doin' on Sunday, April 23rd, from 12-5? Come see HaldeCraft (and about 50 other local artists and makers) at Cypress & Grove Brewing! Have a drink, walk around, maybe buy an early graduation or Mother's Day gift! Or just come by for hugs, y'all know I love my hugs. 🤎

#GLAM #GLAM2023 #shopsmall #shoplocal #craftshow #gainesville #florida
Tulip is judging my cables. #catsofinstagram #kn Tulip is judging my cables. 

#catsofinstagram #knittersofinstagram #yarn #handdyedyarn #indiedyer
To be wound: Ranger Baby, Red Red Wine, Vodka & OJ To be wound: Ranger Baby, Red Red Wine, Vodka & OJ, and Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy... in three to five base yarns each. As soon as I have time to get these wound, there will be a restock - but if you absolutely have to have one before I get around to it, drop me a line! I can just wind up whichever one you want and list it for you! 

#yarn #handdyedyarn #indiedyer #knittersofinstagram #crochetersofinstagram
Who better to protect your surfaces from the ravag Who better to protect your surfaces from the ravages of condensation than the Notorious RBG? Celebrate the life and infinite wisdom of this trailblazer with any of these three sets of coasters. Each set comes with four coasters, as photographed, and a black iron coaster stand. Also, each coaster has four felt pads on the bottom, to help protect your surfaces.

Currently in stock, Set Number Three (https://www.haldecraft.com/products/rbg-coaster-set-set-of-four):
If You are Neutral in Situations of Injustice You Have Chosen to Side With the Oppressor
When Injustice Becomes Law Resistance Becomes Duty
Real Change Enduring Change Happens One Step at a Time
You Can't Handle Ruth

#ceramics #pottery #coaster #rbg
Another shot of these cuties that will be coming w Another shot of these cuties that will be coming with me to GLAM, Sunday, April 23rd, at Cypress & Grove in Gainesville, Florida!

#GLAM2023 #craftshow #shopsmall #shoplocal #ceramics #pottery #mugs #knittersofinstagram #mugshotmonday
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