Since this is way more than 140 characters, and probably more potty-mouth than Twitter would like:
To the “ladies” I saw on the news last night saying “you Floridians don’t know cold!”… Respectfully? Actually, not so respectfully at all? FUCK YOU. We DO know cold, and THAT IS WHY WE LIVE IN FLORIDA. Where it is usually NOT SO GODDAMN COLD. So take your high-and-mighty elitism and shove it up your cold snowy asses. And the next time you come down here in the summer and complain about the heat and the humidity I AM GOING TO PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE. Probably your baby. And then I am going to set you on fire, and say “Oh, you Michigan people just DON’T KNOW HEAT.”
Wow, I seem a little grumpy this morning. Maybe that is because it’s been about 50-degrees INSIDE MY HOUSE for a WEEK, AND I AM INTIMATELY CONNECTED WITH COLD.
That is all.
A Day in the Life
Maker of thrown, hand-built, and slipcast ceramics; dyer and spinner of yarn; writer of science fiction; watcher of people and nature.