Ask me, ask me, ask me! Ask me; I won’t say “no” – how could I?

Anyone? Anyone get the song reference? :crickets: OK… moving on. You know what? (“turkeys don’t trot. you know why? they never did try!” THANK YOU PAPA. You’ve been dead for 25 years and I still can’t get that annoying phrase out of my head.) ANYWAY. I just wrote about a two-page bitchery on my least…

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The one where I do what my mother would do

Yesterday on my drive to work, about five houses down from me, I thought I saw a burned-out firefighters coat in the yard of a house. “That can’t be what I saw,” I thought (glancing at the house as I drove past), “that house is fine except for being a burned out shell.” Errr? I…

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