Inspiring water resources paper topics
This just in, from Joe (the zombie loving Document Production boss), via Liz (the zombie loving Engineer)—
Joe and I just brainstormed some very nice water resources paper topics that you may want to think about for future conferences:
Water Resource Challenges of the Undead: The 100-Year Zombie Attack
Berm of the Living Dead: It’s Portable, but is it Practical?
Drought of the Dead: Do Zombies Really Need Water?
The BRAINZ Model: Zombie Attacks in a 2-D-Quasi Animated State Using Fuzzy Logic
The Question of Torture: The SWFWMD G&S versus Prolonged Zombie AttacksI don’t want to hear any more excuses that we don’t have anything good to write about for conferences.
Hee.
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I can't believe that nobody else thought this was as funny as I did.
Posted by Lorena on June 25, 2007 at 08:35 AM | #
I thought it was *vastly* funny - I just realized I'm waaaaaaaaay too uber-chatty. 
Posted by Betharoopie on June 26, 2007 at 10:01 PM | #
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