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Monday, May 12, 2008

I think I just peed myself

“No, that’s a transvestite.”

:snork:

Thus spoke Lorena on 05/12/08 at 02:36 PM in MediaYouTube
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

In which I laugh so hard I cry

Totally ganked from Data Angel -

Dudes. I almost wished I still worked at the Enginerding company so that I could send this to a hundred people.

Thus spoke Lorena on 04/16/08 at 07:32 AM in MediaYouTube
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

I made this half pony half monkey monster to please you

Here’s a little love song for my sweetie -

(And for Sharon, for putting up with my recent Jonathan Coulton obsession at work)

Thus spoke Lorena on 04/15/08 at 12:09 PM in MediaYouTube
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Thursday, April 10, 2008

The Impotence of Proofreading

I’m dyin’, y’all!

Thus spoke Lorena on 04/10/08 at 08:04 AM in MediaYouTube
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Friday, March 21, 2008

Look what you’ve done to my beautiful wickedness

This is beautiful yet… disturbing.

Thus spoke Lorena on 03/21/08 at 11:02 PM in ConsumablesMediaYouTube
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Thursday, March 13, 2008

So, so very full of win!

My friend Jane brought this to my attention, for which I will be forever grateful!

(Really only funny if you are, like me, a stone Doctor Who fan) (that’s “stone” like “total or complete”; not an unfinished version of “stoned")

Thus spoke Lorena on 03/13/08 at 07:42 AM in MediaYouTube
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Is his name Aslan?

In short… Six or so years ago, a woman found an injured, malnourished lion cub that was near death. She took him home and took care of him, and eventually she called the local zoo to give him a better home.  When the lion saw her again for the first time, this was the reaction (kind of makes Reme sitting on my lap all day look like nothing):

Thus spoke Lorena on 02/26/08 at 09:34 PM in MediaYouTube
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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Clean up all the Weiner poopie if you want to see Jesus unharmed

Oh. My. Gawd.

I’m dyin’ over here, y’all! DYIN’!!!!1!

Thus spoke Lorena on 02/05/08 at 11:47 AM in MediaYouTube
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Friday, December 14, 2007

What cats really say

In cleaning out some email, I came across this gem that Aunt Gay sent me a few weeks ago… they’re only a minute long, so if you have two minutes, be sure to watch them both. I’m still chuckling, and I’ve watched them three or four times...!

I'm not done yet!

Thus spoke Lorena on 12/14/07 at 08:03 AM in MediaYouTube
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Cuke Skywalker and Obi Wan Cannoli

Heh. My nephews just showed me this--

Thus spoke Lorena on 11/20/07 at 03:05 PM in MediaYouTube
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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

In which I go from an R to an X rating; with a bullet!

My friend Lara just sent me this, and y’all… I’m crying.

Warning: not for those with no sense of humor, or those who are offended by extremely foul language and/or sex talk. If you have no sense of humor and/or can not tolerate extremely foul language and/or sex talk, do not click. You will only be upset (and frankly, if you are that type of person, I’m sorry to say but you are so at the wrong website).

For the half-dozen or so of you left, put down your drinks (because you will snarf) and check the following. 

I'm not done yet!

Thus spoke Lorena on 11/07/07 at 07:41 PM in MediaYouTube
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Friday, August 17, 2007

This is your spider, on drugs. Any questions?

Uncle Joe sent this in, and by the middle of it I was laughing out loud.

I'm not done yet!

Thus spoke Lorena on 08/17/07 at 05:59 PM in MediaYouTube
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Thursday, March 29, 2007

You otter be in love like this

This? Was so cute that I had to gank it from DA immediately. Be sure to watch the whole thing. 

I'm not done yet!

Thus spoke Lorena on 03/29/07 at 05:30 PM in MediaYouTube
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Thursday, March 01, 2007

“The Sweater”

Hi, yes, this week we are all about the YouTube at Chez Snark.

Two of my sisters-in-law have played this artist for me (Meryn Cadell), and this song is funny as crap. The video is kind of scary, in a late 80’s/early 90’s kind of flashback way. If you are a girl who has ever had a crush on a boy, it’s funny. If you are a knitter, the last few lines are hysterical.

I'm not done yet!

Thus spoke Lorena on 03/01/07 at 04:56 PM in MediaMusicYouTube
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Hot Fuzz

Shortie sent me this a couple of weeks ago, and it’s been buried in my inbox.

Opening day, anyone...?

I'm not done yet!

Thus spoke Lorena on 03/01/07 at 08:39 AM in MediaMoviesYouTube
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Thursday, February 22, 2007

This parrot is dead!

Via-- a “scambaiter” (someone who pranks 419 scammers) got these guys to reinact the Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch. It may not have gotten them the thousands of dollars they were originally hoping for, but if you have seven minutes to watch the video it’s actually kind of good!

I'm not done yet!

Thus spoke Lorena on 02/22/07 at 06:50 AM in MediaYouTube
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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The sheep are revolting

This? Had me laughing so. hard. (YouTube vid in the extended.) And I’m watching it, giggling like a maniac, thinking, “this can not be for real!"… but it is. HAW!

Double HAW!

This definitely looks like a sneak-a-beer-in-with-you movie. 

I'm not done yet!

Thus spoke Lorena on 01/16/07 at 05:36 PM in MediaYouTube
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Peter Boyle

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Peter Boyle

October 18, 1935 - December 12, 2006

Oh, I could just cry. I never saw a single episode of whatever that sit-com was (I’m not a sit-com kind of girl) but in the extended is a YouTube video of what I consider to be his finest work. The funny thing is that I had recently uploaded the song below onto Kermit, and listening to it always makes me smile. Today, it also brings a tear.

I'm not done yet!

Thus spoke Lorena on 12/13/06 at 10:33 PM in MediaYouTubeObituaries
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Ray of Light

Just a little something that Tim’s mom’s library put together. AWESOME!

(Be sure to stick around through the end-- the outtakes are great!)

Thus spoke Lorena on 11/21/06 at 02:50 PM in MediaYouTube
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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

The Last Knit

Matt sends in this YouTube video (I’m putting it in the extended because it causes a hassle when viewing Snarkland from where I work).

I'm not done yet!

Thus spoke Lorena on 09/27/06 at 06:27 AM in CraftsYarnLinksMediaYouTube
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