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I accidentally lied to someone today

Lorena — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:30:49 +0000

Hey, long-time readers – remember when I used to be #1 on Google for the search term “how many calories in poop”? And every time I would look through my key-word search terms in my stats, I would make fun of it? Which would just get another round of totally serious people telling me I was crazy to make fun of them because they were all watching their weight and only by totalling up the calories in their poop could they adequately track their caloric intake and output? Well, I was joking with someone today that that’s what my blog is known for. AND GUESS WHAT. I am no longer #1. I’m not even on the list.

I don’t know whether to be relieved, or insulted. Of course, I have totally changed hosts and software since then, and everything pre-2009 has been lost… so… I guess I’ll suffer through the pain.

I am, however, #1 in the search term “do zombies poop”. CAN I GET A HELLS YEAH?! Oh yeah, baby.

Poll dancing

Lorena — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:30:12 +0000

And…. the Poll of the Week is back (she says, slightly uncertainly, hoping that she did it right before she looks like a bonehead in front of the two people who can see the new site so far).

It’s in the sidebar! To the right! Yay, I *can* insert it into posts after all!

It has skulls! It has features! Like multiple choice! And entering your own answer! And grapes! Go vote!

Hello world!

Lorena — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:25:36 +0000

Oh, hello!

Good morning!

I wasn’t expecting you quite so soon… please grab a cup of coffee, make yourself at home. I’ll just be making myself presentable…!

Thanks!