The April 2018 HaldeCrate: Monkey Farts

A HaldeCrate is like the “choose your own adventure” novels of your childhood. A yarn (or not). Some goodies (or not). A way cool ceramic piece (or not). You choose what you want, and the price adjusts to accommodate your choices.

Did you miss out on the pre-orders? Starting today, Monday, April 16th, a limited number of extra yarns, soap sets, and mugs will be listed here and they will remain available until sold out.

What are Monkey Farts? What do they look and smell like? Well, I can tell you that they smell like papaya, mango, kiwi, passionfruit, pineapple, of course bananas, and just a titch of bubble gum. (Why bubble gum? No idea, and the monkeys aren’t talking!)

Pineapple Mug:

Approximate height: 5 inches Approximate width: 3.5 inches Weighs approximately: 13 ounces Holds approximately: 16 ounces

Monkey Fart yarn is available in the following base yarns –

Base: Andre
Content: 80% Superwash Merino/20% Nylon Yardage: 400 yards/100g Weight: Sock Gauge: 6-8 stitches/inch on a US 0-2

Base: Joy
Content: 100% Superwash Merino Yardage: 328 yards/100g Weight: Sport Gauge: 5-6 stitches/inch on a US 3-5

Base: Lynn
Content: 100% Superwash Merino Yardage: 231 yards/100g Weight: DK Gauge: 5-6 stitches/inch on a US 5-7

Base: Tepper
Content: 100% Superwash Merino Yardage: 218 yards/100g Weight: Worsted Gauge: 4.5-5 stitches/inch on a US 7-9

Base: Tiptree
Content: 100% Superwash Merino Yardage: 400 yards/100g Weight: Sock Gauge: 6-8 stitches/inch on a US 0-2

Base: Yolen
Content: 70% Superwash Merino/20%/Cashmere/10% Nylon Yardage: 407 yards/115g Weight: Sock Gauge: 6-8 stitches/inch on a US 0-2

Did you miss out on preorders? If so, you missed out on the soap/lotion/lip balm sets, those are completely sold. But there’s one mug, and at least two of all yarn bases, and if you’re fast you can snag those here. Sorry you missed out? Me too – I hate disappointing people. Help me help you not miss the next one, Coconut Cream…. details already on the website but I’ll be talking more about it this week! Thanks, y’all!

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