HaldeCrate: the next stage of yarn club

I’ve been hinting that I’m going to do something a little different with yarn club. Or, rather, yarn club is going to be taking a little hiatus while I work on something I’ve been wanting to do for a while but haven’t been able to carve out the time for. Introducing… HaldeCrate!

HaldeCrate is like the “choose your own adventure” novels of your childhood. A yarn (or not). Some goodies (or not). A way cool ceramic piece (or not). You choose what you want, and the price adjusts to accommodate your choices. Get the whole thing for yourself, get part of it as a gift for someone else, tell someone it’s your birthday and any part of this Crate is what you’d love to get!

The first crate, by popular demand, has a theme of “Monkey Farts.” If you’re not familiar with Monkey Farts, you are probably asking yourself, “hahaha, what?”. What are Monkey Farts? What do they look and smell like? Well, I can tell you that they smell like papaya, mango, kiwi, passionfruit, pineapple, of course bananas, and just a titch of bubble gum. (Why bubble gum? No idea, and the monkeys aren’t talking!) What color will the yarn be? That’s a secret right now, but if you think about the colors of the fruit mentioned, you can probably figure it out. There will be teaser pictures coming over the next few weeks!

What’s in the Monkey Farts HaldeCrate? A skein of yarn in the base of your choice (from what is available); a set of soap and hand lotion scented like Monkey Farts with a lip balm flavored like Monkey Farts; and a ceramic pineapple mug. But you can mix and match as much as you want with your crate – multiple skeins of yarn, or yarn and the mug but no soap set, or even the soap set and mug with no yarn! It’s up to you – it’s your crate, fill it how you want! The price will automagically adjust as you pick and choose from what you want in the listing.

This is the pre-order listing for the Monkey Farts crate and it will be updated periodically with new teaser photos (so keep checking back if you’re on the fence!). Pre-orders will be available through Monday, April 2nd, and will ship on Monday, April 16th. At that point a limited number of extra yarns, soap sets, and mugs will be listed and they will remain available at that link until sold out.

HaldeCrate! The next stage of yarn club. Where you don’t even have to get yarn, if that’s not your thing.

Thanks, y’all!

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