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Do zombies poop?

25 Aug

Originally uploaded on March 31, 2004; instigator of probably the funniest comments to ever be left on my blog.

Do zombies poop?

Inquiring minds want to know. Or is that “enquiring”?

No, but really. Do you think zombies poop? Because, they seem to always be trying to eat you. So you think they’d always have something in their stomachs. Yet, they’re dead… so do their digestive systems function?

I tried to do a key-word search on Google, but I’m at work and the website I found that could answer my questions was blocked by our crazy internet blocking filter. So if any of you peeps out there could help us find out, we’d love to know!

Yes, these are the kinds of burning questions we come up with at work.

Posted by Lorena on 03/31 at 02:33 PM

Original comments after the cut… feel free to add new ones, this shit just never gets old.

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Spinning finished in 2006

24 Aug

Ah…. memories. The year I learned to spin!

 

QOTW – 2009/08/24

24 Aug

And the Question of the Week is… would you rather work outside with your hands, or inside at a desk job?

EDITED TO ADD – if this is your first time commenting on the new site, your comment will need to be approved before it shows up. Once I approve you, though, your comments won’t need approving in the future!

My answer is after the cut…

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The Gainesville Music Scene

23 Aug

Originally published on March 10, 2004; also referred to by Sharon and myself as “The Thread That Will Not Die” because even though I wrote it more than five years ago, people were still commenting on it – the most recent comment is from about a month ago!

The Gainesville Music Scene

It’s about time other folks noticed

One of the (many) things that Gainesville has to offer is a hip music scene. It always has, and many people hope it always will. And it’s about to (finally) get some recognition.

I have it on good authority that in its next issue, Esquire magazine (never thought you’d see me link to *that*!) is publishing a story in their April issue on the Top 10 “Cities That Rock”. Gainesville is Number 5. (Only #5?!) Here is what I hope comes out of this article: recognition for the hard-working self-promoting damn-fine musicians and bands that have been toiling in our local studios, bars, festivals, and clubs for years. YEARS, I tell you. Here is what I fear about this article: people will attempt to define, and therefore limit, the “Gainesville sound”. Because I’m here to tell you that there is no distinctive Gainesville sound; the music scene here is eclectic and runs the gamut from punk to folk to classical. It’s too rich to be labeled, unless the label you want to use is “damn fine music from Gainesville, Florida”. But I should hold off on getting my panties in a bunch until seeing the article, right?

So, then. Moving on! I bet a lot of my Gainesvillian readers have a story about local music. Most, I’m betting, involve either long loud nights at the Hardback Cafe, the eclectic mix served up at The Covered Dish, or baking in the sun, drunk, out at the free concerts at the Bandshell. (And if you’re one of my friends, getting so completely drunk at the Bandshell that you get lost coming back to my house and spend the night on the couch of an apartment you simply walked into, not even knowing the inhabitants—leaving me with a house full of your friends, none of whom I knew at the time. But I’m not one to tell tales, nor tease my “older brother”.)

And here’s my (non-comprehensive) list of Gainesville musicians and bands that either I (a) knew members of; (b) saw play somewhere; (c) owned the music of; (d) were big back in the day when I was into the club scene; (e) are still around and playing out. Please feel free to add to the list, or comment with stories that you have involving any of these bands!

Aleka’s Attic

barbeque douglass

Barry Sides (and The Barry Sides Blues Band)

Bicycle Thieves

Big White Undies

CecilyJane

Cindy Brady’s Lisp

dblWiDE

Fluffy Kitty

For Squirrels

Gary Gordon

Jack Mason (and the Space Masons)

Jane Yii

Less Than Jake

Martha Quinn’s Posse

Mutley Chix

Naomi’s Hair

NDolphin

Noah’s Red Tattoo

Pillow

Planet Ten

Quartermoon

Section 8

Sister Hazel

The Archer Road Band

The Bill Perry Orchestra

The Jeffersons

The Psychic Violents

The Smegmas

The Stephens Brothers

Tom Petty

Tone Unkown

Wendy McDowell

Whoreculture

Gainesville Band Family Tree is a great resource for finding out about Gainesville music (and has many more bands listed!), as is Gary Gordon Productions.

Sigh. Am I the only Gainesvillian who feels nostalgic after looking over that list?

Posted by Lorena on 03/10 at 03:31 PM in Gainesville

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Knitting finished in 2006

22 Aug

I seem to be struggling with Pictobrowser, but if it works, below should be a slideshow of all my finished knitted objects (“FOs”) from 2006–

(Here’s a link to the set, for the curious, in case the slideshow doesn’t work)

 
 

Tornadoes in Toronto

21 Aug

I joke sometimes that unless somebody comes into the yarn store and tells me something newsworthy – or if it’s not on The Daily Show – I don’t know about it. However, I was checking up on some blog reading during lunch a few minutes ago, and got the willies watching these tornadoes in and just north of Toronto – home to a number of my friends. I hope all the people in the path of that are okay.

 
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Friday Photo: The only spiders I like

21 Aug

The only spiders I like

 
 

Long Linen August

20 Aug

Long Linen August

Yarn: Louet Euroflax Originals, which Jag and Antony gifted to me long enough ago as to be embarassing that I haven’t used the yarn yet! (Clearly it was just waiting for the right project…)

Pattern: Based on my August Afghan square, but with an extra repeat in there for length. Also added a little i-cord cord on one end, as it’s a hand-towel, so mom could loop it over something if she wanted to.

Notes: Surprise, mom! Coming your way soon – linen is rather rough feeling at first, but everyone says it softens with use; so my plan is to wash this a couple times before sending it to you. And then the more you use it (either as a hand towel, or a dishcloth, or whatever you’d prefer), the softer it should get!

 
 

Now we call him “stumpy”. Because he is just a stump.

20 Aug

Get it? Stumpy? Because he was a tree and is now just a … stump? HAHAHAHAHA! Thank you, thank you; I’ll be here all week. Please tip your wait staff.

Say goodnight, tree

They came and chopped the tree down on… I think it was Monday (I wasn’t home, at any rate). I left the camera for Tim, though, and he snapped a couple pictures for us. Say goodnight, tree! They chopped and dropped, and hauled it off to be burned – because of the beetles, we couldn’t destroy it ourselves. Believe me, if it were at all possible, we would have taken the wood out to Doris’s to feed her woodburning stove this winter.

That’s one saga I’m glad is over. I hope it’s over… I keep imagining that the trees around it are looking more and more brown and dead every day, as eeeeevil beetles consume them from the inside out. I’m sure that’s just paranoia, though, right?

 

The Door to Nowhere

20 Aug

Originally published on April 21, 2006 (and check it – Denise’s first public comment!)

The Door to Nowhere

I like to imagine things about the people who live in the houses we walk past in the mornings. I like to look at things about their houses and try to guess why things are the way they are. I like to imagine what their lives must be like; what do they do for a living? How do they like their lives? What do they appreciate and what do they forget to see?

In the forums, I’ve talked a little bit lot about the neighborhood in which I walk (so much so that I think I’ve scared members away from the forums… oops…). I can’t help it! I just find something else to gawk over every day. Quick funny story: earlier this week I was driving home and decided to take a detour down one of my walking routes just to see if I would look at the houses in a different manner as a driver rather than a pedestrian; I found out that the streets were full of speed bumps. I had never noticed that, because when I’m walking the dog I’m not looking AT the street. Too funny!

Anyway. Moving on.

I like the dark purple house with pale yellow trim. The yard is covered with trees and the ground is covered with ferns, and the owners have carved out a pathway from the front around to the right and lined it with bricks. There’s a trellis in the far right back corner and I think it outlines a picnic area. The house is in darkness, yet it’s not foreboding. It’s like a magic mystery, hidden in shadow. I like to think that the people who live there love fairy tales.

I like the dark green house with dark red trim, and the trees planted all around it so that you have to really look to see the house. They have a wide brick stoop, and yesterday there was a black and white cat asleep, soaking in the morning sun. They have plants all around, both in pots and planted, and everything looks perfectly maintained. They have stained glass hanging in the windows and wind chimes on all the corners of their house. I like to think that the people who live there love plants and nature, and spend lots of time at Kanapaha Botanical Gardens.

I like the plain two-story house that looks as if it has been divided up into apartments. There are four garages downstairs, and two of the driveways have been meticulously landscaped and large “no parking here” signs put up on the garage doors. There’s a second story porch (screened in) that sticks out over one of the driveways not lined with plants. Yesterday there was a small dog barking outrageously from above us, and it drove Bridgett crazy that she couldn’t figure out where the yapping was coming from. I’ve seen the girl who owns that dog out walking sometimes, and she is one of the ones who doesn’t pick up the poo. I like to imagine that she is single-minded and driven, perhaps a law or architecture student, and that she is vaguely unhappy with her life but can’t put her finger on just why.

I like the two-story house across from the park, which faces a side street. I see the back of it as I’m walking up. There’s a door on the second story, and it opens up to nothing. The back yard is overgrown and cluttered, but not in a white trash way. In a “I’m busy but I’ll get to this when I can” way. Like mine, I guess. Logic tells me that the second story door to nowhere used to open up onto a back porch. Maybe what they call a “sleeping porch.” And I look at the back yard and wonder how big that porch could have possibly been, because the fence comes up to within feet of the back of the house. I like to think that previous owners, maybe the original owners, used to own the lot next door also. I also like to think that sometimes, maybe, someone inside the house opens up that back door and imagines what it must have been like in the past, to be able to step out onto a porch and look out over the park.

Enough of this; writing this as I have my morning pre-walk coffee has made my feet itch to get out walking. This is what my life is now: waking up, having coffee, taking the dog for a walk, working at home, working outside the home, coming back home and having dinner, and knitting.

Posted by Lorena on 04/21 at 07:30 AM in Personal,  Adventures in dog walking

Comments:

I am amused that you’ve never noticed the speed bumps. Very amusing. I sooo wanted to buy the Pepper House last year…

Posted by Denise on April 21, 2006 at 02:32 PM | #

Denise, I can’t wait to get home and look through your website (I may have tried from work, you know, if I was at work and surfing the web, which of course I would deny doing… ahem). I am tickled by “flamingo house” and am now dying to know if you’re a Gainesvillian and if you are, if you by any chance live right around the corner from me– there’s a very cool house with oodles of flamingoes out front, and faaaabulous landscaping.

Also, there’s a house that’s pending for sale right now that I’m just in deep love with… This might be the link, but it may not be working any more.

Posted by Lorena on April 21, 2006 at 03:29 PM | #

I am in Gainesville – I do have flamingos in the yard but we don’t have beautiful landscaping, lol. We also don’t live in the Duck Pond area, we’re closer to the mall.

Your link was to a property in Chiefland… a wee bit of a drive but 200 acres would be nice. I don’t have 5 million though, darn it! I’m guessing that’s not the house you meant though…

grin

Posted by Denise on April 21, 2006 at 03:45 PM | #

LOL- no; it was a house about a block from NE park… wood floors, small nook-ish porch, fireplace, did I mention the beautiful nook on one side with the lovely windows and french doors? Deep sigh!

Posted by Lorena on April 21, 2006 at 04:12 PM | #